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Expiration Date

  • Mar 16
  • 4 min read

Updated: 5 days ago




One day—likely, in the not too distant future—historians will postulate over the unique set of events that led to the demise of the American Democratic Republic. Echoing their long-held assertion, “Rome didn’t fall in a single day,” they will expound upon a series of unraveling events or high-profile erosions that undermined the structural integrity of Lincoln’s of-the-people, for-the-people, by-the-people government.


Undeniably, they will point to overwhelming, unchecked national debt (currently $38.87 trillion, with an annual interest rate of over $1 trillion, accelerating daily—borrowing money to pay for the money they’ve already borrowed, like an alcoholic who believes he can cure a hangover by opening another bottle).


They will surely mention a long list of elected/appointed government officials, gradually weakening executive, legislative and judicial branches of government— redefining accountability and the rule-of-law to exclude themselves and their special interest friends; cashing-in at every opportunity.


They will highlight irresponsible living (extravagance beyond any reasonable measure of sanity), with a large sector of the American public believing they deserved to live as kings—a two car garage (attached to a 4,000 sq. ft. home), a brain-washing screen in every room, a robot to cut the grass—and willing to take on crippling debt to do so.


Poor value choices will likely make the cut, with entertainment ranking utmost among the demigods who undermined our intelligence and ethics (millions spent on sports figures, actors, musicians, video games, podcasters and porn stars—all for the privilege of being amused and dumbed-down).


Without question, a prominent member on the list will be mercenary news sources, ceasing to relate facts, instead, indoctrinating a gullible public with ideological propaganda and outrage.


There will be others: all-embracing greed, political polarization, the erosion of a shared reality, the institutionalization of corruption, public passivity, destruction of habitat, unabated warmongering, loss of international trust. Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill and his war against Iran may even make the checklist (an infinite, immeasurable flow of debt-funded spending at a time when the inflation-fire was already out of control).


Guaranteed, it will be a long, disturbing list.


Unlikely to yoke the predictable fall of the United States of America to a specific date, historians will have dubiously failed to mention March 5, 2026.

For posterities sake, our collective-expiration-date is described below. The last straw, the tipping point, the nail in the coffin, the point of no return, the disregarded “check engine light,” deserves an honorable mention.



On February 28th, 2026—with nonpartisan geopolitical analysts suggesting, “There is no intelligible motive, goal or exit strategy”—the President of the United States declared a personal war on the sovereign nation of Iran: "Our objective is to defend the American people by eliminating imminent threats from the Iranian regime, a vicious group of very hard, terrible people.”


Bombs begin to drop. He threatened carnage. "You must lay down your weapons”—weapons, according to the president, completely destroyed 7 months earlier—“or you will face certain death. It won’t be pretty."


In response—and in an effort to remind the world a democratic society is governed by constitutional principles rather than the barbarous ethics of a president—Democrats introduced the War Powers Resolution. The resolution intended to force an end to the bomb-dropping by requiring the chief executive to withdraw troops … unless Congress formally authorized a war.


On March 4th, the vote on the War Powers Resolution—falling mostly upon party lines—was unceremoniously defeated in the Senate 53-47; and on March 5th, the House followed suit, 219-212. As a result, the War Powers Resolution failed; the president continued his war with indefinite impunity; and the Republican Party—with a wink, nod and twinkle in their eye—effectively ended the American experiment.


The lack of ambiguity associated with the vote and it's consequences—akin to the deductive mastery of observing a sinking ship and remarking, “Gee, that ship is sinking”—was breathtaking.


Both political parties had long-observed a conspicuously dishonest, blustering, foolhardy president, spouting lies and self-incriminating prattle. They had gobsmacked at his text-book, narcissistic behaviors, proclaiming himself a “stable genius” with “one of the highest IQ’s.” Years of well-documented frauds, sex trafficking connections, and Mar-A-Largo filled-to-capacity corruptions had been indubitably weighed on the scales of justice, and left inequitably ignored.


On hundreds of occasions they had watched the-man-incapable-of-empathy stoking chaos and fear, mocking the pain of others, taking pleasure in the harm he had inflicted. Well aware of his lazy, fiercely-consistent unintelligence—giving less-than-zero attention to academic research, expert advice or long-term consequences—his dimwitted, vengeful, abrasively-insecure personality had staggered everyone but the most loyal sycophant. Relying on bold threats, violence, vilification and self-aggrandizement as his go-to responses for every challenge—this painfully-obvious sociopath and corrupt birdbrain had just declared war.


In response to Trump’s chilling declaration, the Republican Party, ignoring every last vestige of self-determination (and the sinking ship), effectively abdicated their constitutional powers, surrendered the American public's representational voice, waved goodbye to our dearly held Republic, and handed our collective future to a madman (while history may note Republicans offered a wide range of excuses for failing to approve the War Powers Resolution; none will offer this: “I had no idea he was an incompetent, unhinged egomaniac!”).


Remarking on Trump’s fitness-to-lead a democracy in 2016, perhaps his sister, a former federal judge, offered the best synopsis of the omnipotent powers now granted to her brother: "He has no principles. None. And his tweeting and lying… oh my God. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit!”


The collapse of American democracy was so devastatingly meteoric, so godawful imbecilic, so crazy-normalized by the Trump administration (now we’re killing people for no apparent reason) … not a soul noticed. Hoping to stop the geopolitical-economic-constitutional bleeding in November, 2026—when mid-term elections promised a Democrat-led Congress and impeachment—millions of Americans put their trust in the democratic foundation of the vote, checked oil prices, and went back to sleep.


Unfortunately, Congress had already given the vote away. An election in November? Don’t count on it.


March 5, 2026. Who knew America could die so effortlessly?







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